why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
if I could send you my dick right now I would. that's how good of a friend I am.
I have pictures of you taking tequila shots off the front of the police car when the cop wasn't looking.
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
my heaven will be filled with hot naked men covered in chick-fil-a sauce and me wearing a bib
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
Costco cheesecake and whisky. A night made in heaven
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
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