if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
In hindsight, i should have predicted that a drink called the 'rocky mountain bear fucker' would not end in a pleasant experience
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
It's official. Every single female in their late teens and early 20s get their fb statuses from a pool of cliched "quotes" which all say, without saying, "boys treat me like shit, I know they do, but one day I'll find 'the guy' who will treat me right no matter how psychotic I am." Vom.
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
Tempting. But I already used the alcohol poisoning excuse at work this month. No way he would believe it a second time...
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
I cooked you Mac and cheese when I was drunk and drugged. That counts for about 4 meals. Try harder
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
Tell me about it I woke up on your couch with only my underwear on and a 26 year old wrapped around me. I thought my thirties would be different.
Pizza and koolaid didn't even make me feel better. This hangover means business
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
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