I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
that sweater is a total boner killer. you might as well be wearing a wedding dress.
he's sitting on top of the fridge in only a black speedo and wont get down
think i got pink eye from a stripper in vegas. showgirls did not prepare me adequately for this. be kind, 2010.
i just went through and liked all 1,239 of her pictures instead of writing my english paper. don't tell her, i want her to be surprised
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
im suggesting it to him. and by suggesting i mean we're not having sex again unless im wearing high heels
Pretty sure I just shit out pure stomach acid. I'll explain after you take me to a hospital
Just ate a chocolate chip cookie upside down. This is what having a degree does for you.
I though he and I knew each other well enough that we could go to my hotel room to do a bunch of cocaine together without their being any homoerotic implications, but NOOOOOOOOO!
My wife managed to convince me to not drink everclear by threatening to ban me from her vagina
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
I plan to try out my new vibrator and watch Star Trek: The Next Generation. It's a busy night.
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
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