your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
At what point in time did you think it was ok to jizz in my hair while I slept??
Around the time you told me my brothers dick was bigger.
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
I just made an agreement with this milf to shoot her daughters wedding in exchange for blow jobs. Going pro was the best choice I ever made.
He came when Ron Burgundy started playing the jazz flute. How do you think it went?
Told my prof I have mono so that he won't judge me when I show up hungover and looking like shit to class every day.
Just skip
Please. i have SOME standards
When you're really drunk, Japanese toilets just have an unnecessary amount of buttons.
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
Donald Trump looks like someone photoshopped hair onto a dick pic.
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
Highlight your past hook-ups. You've been stabbed, shot at, run over, and chased down the road...no you can't bring new bar bitch over here!
Dude she has a friend!!!!
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