Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
My STD test came back clean. I'd like to thank all the guys I've slept with, they made this possible. I want to say thanks to all my friends, for believing in me living up to the full slut potential. And last but not least, I'd like to thank alcohol. I wouldn't be who I am today w/out you. I feel like I need to frame this...
can you explain how you are here for one night and now my kitchen table is in 11 pieces..
Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
Besides the flaccid incident, it was decent. Average sized. So this is my life now. Loneliness and lackluster sex.
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
i formally give you permission to eat me when i pass out
whose parrot is this?
Wall of shame with a backpack full of beer bottles, cowboy hat in hand, and a handlebar mustache. I was applauded by a passing car
It's gonna be like a sexual version of A Christmas Carol in my house in a few days.
I don't know when he had the time to do it but he dug a hole in our basement like the shawshank redemption
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
So I said "fuck it" and made myself a sandwich
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