so ur a construction worker, male escort, sex god and surfer? lol
well its been awhile since I've surfed
If I sit on the seam of my jeans just the right way when the bass hits, this might be my new favorite band.
you made me watch la bamba, and then you yelled at me for disrespecting your mexican heritage.
you went to subway and got pissed when they refused to deep fry your sub
ask me if i forgot to go to a midterm today
maybe we can find two twins tonight and bang them together and then my life is complete
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
You get home okay?
I'm pantless and in bed
That doesn't mean you're at home.
Me saying I wish i was a better person + me pretending I don't want to fuck on my period = me lying
I deleted all traces of him from my phone
even the dick picks he sent you?
no are you nuts? saved that shit to my camera roll
You had all day to plan ahead & get mixers, so whose fault is this sobriety?
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
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