She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
Changed my sheets. Found a can of rockstar, crushed bag of tostitos, used tissues, and enough of both of our clothes to make a whole outfit.
She sucked my dick when I had a concussion. It was the coolest feeling ever but the doctor said it was a bad idea. He's obviously gay.
couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
When the cab driver starts laughing its a good indication of the standard of girls you are bringing home
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
The cat be actin like a 2:30 am poop is the time to tell me all about her thoughts and fears in life. No bitch, this is definitely alone time.
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
I have already put on my inside pants.
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
Learn from my mistakes. DO NOT try to steam a garment of clothing while you are wearing it. The burn is not worth the de-wrinkle.
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