pissed the bed twice, first one side then rolled over , other side. boom.
when did we get to this "texting at random" level on friendship?
I saw your purple underwear in the road this morning.
I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
I found them in the kitchen microwaving bottle rockets chanting U.S.A U.S.A U.S.A
I ate goldfish off your shoulder, I think we had bigger issues
I was up all night on suicide watch. Dave was wasted and tried to strangle himself. With his own hands.
STOP TELLING PEOPLE I PEED ON YOU
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
Last night I made the hotel shuttle driver take me to Walgreens for birth control, and Pringles.
They were both high priority
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
I'm just drunk enough to be eating egg rolls on the toilet
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
Randomize