Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
it's like, God thought about making her pretty then changed his mind at the last second
I was just walking down the hall and passed a very pregnant girl wearing a shirt that said "blame it on the aaaaaa-alcohol." I can't decide if she's brilliantly witty or just pointing fingers.
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
Somehow I don't trust you in this state to talk to you about a colonoscopy
Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
you're good to come back. The bouncer pulled me aside and told me. He also said you have nothing to worry about and that you have an awesome "upper punch" or some shit
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
I woke up with a jacket; in it passport, hockey tickets, sunglasses, credit card, bank transactions
Ok, as his sister I didn't tell you this but he's very familiar with pregnancy symptoms. So next time he calls you fat freak him the hell out by asking if your ankles look swollen.
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