census says that i am hotter than the girl you just left with...sad for you
The only thing I have to prove last night happened is a fireman's hat full of puke.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
Ya know, in a round about way coinstar is just a glorified vending machine for all my bad choices.
Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
When I finally got there you were bleeding all over and you just kept saying over and over that the dog was your only friend at the party.
There are several different types of life sentences in my purse right now.
he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
Packing for college has become a game of where did I hide my sex toys.
SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO BLAST VANESSA CARLTON IN YOUR CAR AT MIDNIGHT TO FEEL AGAIN. IDK.
Stop fucking Sharon's exes.
Sorry it took me so long to reply. I was fucking Sharon's ex.
we were clicking our heels together saying theres no place like home, while the cops were tellin us to call our parents and tell them what happened.
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
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