Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
Best feeling in the world? holding your pee all day for a negative preggo test
Is there a nice way of saying 'touch my penis or i dont really wanna hangout"?
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
Ok, Jen and I are going out tonight and getting rowdy. I think you and Steph need to come. I understand if you can't, but not going out means you're automatically obligated to post bail. If necessary.
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
I wish the sun would stop judging me for being drunk while it's still shining.
As a gentleman, I asked her if she was sure and she just whispered "wreck me" in my ear. I took that as a green light.
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
The cat hopped on my bed and watched me masturbate naked with a vibrator. I've never felt more sorry in my entire life
My parents left me the house for the weekend...you know what that means?!
Harry Potter marathon and no pants.
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