why didn't you poke me back
It is virtually impossible to listen to single ladies and perform any seated task.
I literally made his dick bleed. How the fuck do you think it went?
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
Hey sorry for being annoying last night, I just realized how many times I yelled "JORDAN!" during and after playing pong.
You screamed "i promise ill stop blowing your brother" in the middle of a packed restaurant at 1pm. We should maybe rethink our relationship.
New life goal: fuck in the shopping cart
I fucked him on shrooms. His dick looked like a missile and he had snakes coming out of his ears. It. Was. AWESOME!
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
Today I saw someone riding a horse on the sidewalk by aldi when I went to walmart. Old town road was playing on the radio. It was perfect.
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