Omg. Never. Take a laxative the day you are going on. A date.
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
This may be hard to believe, but that wasn't the first time I was fingered under a snuggie
It's not
Moral of the story is go have sex with a foreigner and report back to me.
If the river was whiskey, it would be the best river ever.
Let's get drunk and put things on the grill that have no right to be there.
Happy birthday, America.
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
What's an appropriate engagement gift for the girl that's marrying your brother's Tuesday night hookup? Cause all I can think of is vodka and Kleenex.
He fired me, I fucked his wife, we're even I think...
How do I tell this guy that if he does not like the condoms at my apartment, he should bring his own without sounding like a sure thing?
Say it's BYOC night at the beach. And, you are a sure thing. Own it.
See that doesn't work because we've had sex so its awkward for you to call me mom
He couldn’t find my clit with a map. Literally. I drew him a map.
Randomize
