nothing screams I HAVE A PROBLEM! like the case of miller lite sitting on top of my DUI papers in the passenger seat of my car. lol
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
I justified spending $400 stocking my bar to my sister by saying it was an investment
Personally I think it's a tremendous investment
I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
i want you to know that after i type the word "your" , vagina is next on my auto correct text
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
Im chasing shots of tequila with chocolate milk right now. by myself. its nasty, but I've had worse in tjere the past couple days, so ill take it.
Jesus I should have learned from my first marriage not to get married again
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
Last time I "ran into him" I ended up with the clap and had to explain why the ladder was missing from the garage.
I think we might need a safe word for this...
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