Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
I am in shape. i keep telling you that.
Round is not "in shape," it's "a shape."
good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
I can't believe i facilitated a beer for sweater vest deal last night...
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
if I could send you my dick right now I would. that's how good of a friend I am.
Anne I just took two ambiens. I think my body is melting into my blow up bed. Like a stick of butter just slowly melting. And I'm alright. Don't be afraid. I'll be alright.
Just had a flashback of dry humping a man lying in the street while Jim (dressed as santa) screams 'HAVE YOU BEEN A GOOD BOY?!'
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
I'm gunna send you baby bottles of vodka for those nights when you just give up
She dresses like Bruce Banner and fucks like the Hulk. She is all of my lesbian fantasies come true.
See if shell let you call her dr banner in bed
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
his mom fetish really needs to stop. this is literally the 5th time i've come home from work and there's been some random skank and her kids in the living room.
did one of the kids use their poo like a crayon on the wall this time?
So apparently being drunk at work isn't allowed.. who knew?
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
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