ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
i feel like my life has become an afroman song and idk whether i should be sad about that or not
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
I just met the 30 percent of the population with an STD
You called in. Quitter. You stayed at home naked drinking again didnt you.
I've watched enough of my roommate's imported Japanese satellite to know when the exchange students are calling me a whore.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
She makes margaritas with lemon-lime 5 hour energy..thats brilliant
and you were wondering how she got into Harvard
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
OKAY THAT'S CREEPY AND I'D PROBABLY ACCIDENTLY ORGASM
Oh. My. God. It is NOT okay to drink Johnny Walker when there is no Jameson. My skull is eating my brain.
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