I can't get out of the parking garage so now I'm staying downtown....Typical
So baked. Thought the twigs on the sidewalk were caterpillars with the ability to harden in self defense. Had to pick one up to be sure.
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
You two were too busy to notice that his used condom landed on me when he threw it.. Thanks.
Maybe if i steal enough bar glasses i can justify all the money spent i've spent there
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
We have video of him nailing the sex doll to my wall and putting all the monopoly pieces in her nose
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
I like the wholesome side of you
I'm so goddamned horny I could use all my pent up energy to tear a redwood out by its roots.
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
You kept hiding under tables and grabbing people's legs and shouting SHARK ATTACK.
It's not vacation until I get called "disgustinly sexy" by an fat woman whose older than my mother.
He made me chicken tenders and margaritas in preparation for me to take a pregnancy test at his place later tonight. Like...seriously.
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