Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
my grandma just gave me a shoebox fulled to the top with tootsie rolls and condoms with a not that said "enjoy college, find a big cock" i'm not sure how I feel about this
and then at some point during the night I ended up holding a baby
Why was a baby at a karaoke bar, and were you wasted?
only slightly. thats not the point. it was a cute baby.
Well someone is clearly not winning the parent of the year award here
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
I don't know what you slipped me, but my TV is vomming blood right now. Thanks, jerkoff.
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
Sexting just isn't as much fun once you learn how bad he is in bed...
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
Please god tell me you aren't pregaming your date alone.
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
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