He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
last time i saw her she was begging the broken jukebox to play lady gaga.
Hey I have to teach you how to run in heels before vegas
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
Eating Doritos is not nearly as enjoyable when I'm not drunkenly feeding them to peacocks.
I'm sitting in the corner at the bar with a poolstick in case a brawl breaks out. Some crazy shit is going down and I'm trying to show my feathers like a horny peacock.
You said you wanted to start a restaurant called 'Barbecue' where everything is barbecued. You sounded really proud of your concept.
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
I threw up a lot of peanut butter last night.
As long as it's before midnight it's cool. But it would be understandable to ring in my new year shitting myself just before I go to Iraq.
Basically, I am an endless fountain of unconvential sexual experiences and knowledge.
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