I'm glad you talked me out of that flying penis tattoo.
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
pretty sure if my vagina had a mouth, it would have been smiling afterwards.
He set an alarm on my phone to an infant screaming and puking to make sure i take my pill. its working.
Can we go out and do something semi fancy soon? I feel like wearing a dress and pretending to be an adult.
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
your fridge is broken, your sock drawer is full of snow, and you flipped off the whole stadium on the big screen. I'd say it went well.
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
Have you ever had chicken nuggets while high? Because it tastes like hearing the Beatles for the first time
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
there is puke in my bra ... again
I woke up with a giant paw print on the side of my face, my jaw hurts, and I have no idea how any of this happened.
You were sober bartending last night right?
Sorta. I remember you crying, ripping rose petals off the flower stem and slowly sprinkling them behind the bar at me and singing softly
Romantic
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