can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
i just turned the eviction notice into a beer pong list
if I want to go home with a foreign boy, please feel free to let me go, sober me gives you permission to let drunken me do it
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
Just found the cutest bag of coke under my bed. I'm going to get fucked up and bleach the cat vomit out of my sheets.
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
She drunkenly dropped her ranch for her pizza. She tried to clean it up with her hands off the street then realized it didn't work and started licking her fingers.
My one regret (beside the inevitable shit storm that followed) is that now I can't fuck his cute friend.
it’s not easy to sexualize brunch. work with me, babe.
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
My mom found your leather pants in our guest room. She doesn't want to know why they are there, she just wants to know if you want them washed.
I'll be perfectly honest; there are times other guys have consented to have sex with me because of my punctuation.
She looked up and said "I like this." I asked "what do you like?" she said "penis."
Randomize