I still think their baby is ugly. I also still think it's yours.
You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
At least I know she didn't hear me crawl to my room. Or did I walk on my hands? Fuck if I know.
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
I'm too afraid that I'm 1. Banned or 2. Gonna be noticed by the lady bouncer I punched.
i think i swapped my keys for drugs last night
Wait..I think something else did happen last night my vagina is too pleased for this level of hangover..
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
I need a Jamo leash. Just tie it to my wrist and every time you see me reaching for a shot of it, just yank my hand away
The waitress asked if you wanted white or brown, and you said "Isn't it all the same color when it's toasted?". She stared at you for about 20 seconds before she decided that you weren't fucking with her.
Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
you ass-dialed me while you were fucking my ex.
that was on purpose.
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