don't go back without me... they'll know i'm pooping.
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
my tits taste like a pina colada. how often do you get to say that?
you don't seem to understand just how much pasta i spilled on my bed last night.
I'm gonna make this happen. You think it would be too forward to text him my room number with turn by turn directions straight to my crotch?
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
If you hear screaming in the middle of the night, bat got loose. Call poison control immediately and explain rabies
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
Just traded the drive-through guy at BK a Dos Equis for a Hershey pie before noon... win?
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
WHY DO I KEEP FINDING CHICKEN THROUGHOUT THE HOUSE? GET YOUR ASS HOME NOW!
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
i can eat my weight in tater tots. don't test me, bitch
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