it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
My mascara kind of smells like tequila to me...Is this my body crying for help or asking for a shot?
Using your ex girlfriend's little brother to pick up women at the a&p: priceless
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
My exam ends at 4pm so I plan to be passed out in the bar by 5pm. Want to join me?
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
You would seriously think I would remember who put themselves in my phone as Burt Rynalds Moustache, but I don't. And I need to be reminded of who you are so I can give you a proper high five.
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
All I remember is your girlfriend laying on the bathroom floor and me crawling in and asking if it was okay to puke.
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