and that's when the elephants and penises started dancing on the ceiling
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
Fuck going to see The Hunger Games tonight. The only thing I'm hungry for is some dick. Let's go to the bar.
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
Never drinking again. Maybe, if our boss gave us more 3-day weekends we would know how to handle ourselves. That was a shit show.
Mostly what I remember is someone saying "raise your hand if you're too turnt" then raising my hand and falling
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
I'm going to need you to stop harassing my professor on Twitter when you're drunk.
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
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