i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
I hope my margaritas pass through security.
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
I've justified worse with less. I had sex with your brother because he was wearing a nice sweater
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
He called me at 4am to ask me to marry him, then threw up into the phone for 10 minutes.
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
My desire to pee is a lot higher than my need to be buzzed right now.
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