Ducking stuck downtown...all the fuxkig roads are blixkded
yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
It tastes like I coughed up blood....hello liver damage, I've been expecting you.
My mom seriously just told me my insurance company pays for rehab. In an email. I expect a real, not just us joking, intervention coming on. I'm not accepting a "lunch date" with that bitch.
The amount of 12yr olds downtown right now boggles the mind. I can thank taylor swift for a glimpse at my future 3rd wife.
His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
By the power invested in me, I now pronounce your taco to be meaty. Meaty taco meaty taco meaty meaty meaty taco.
That makes the second boyfriend of hers that I've fucked. I'm gonna start keeping an eye on every guy she even speaks to. Girl is my sexual rabbit's foot.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
Yeah, reverse cow girl. She was on top and I was playing Flappy Bird behind her back. Easiest way to have angry sex.
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
Tolerating him while I'm not drunk is like trying to find a word that rhymes with orange
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
Then you guys just all showered together...?
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