She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
And God said, "Let there be Twilight," and it was so.
I should injure you considerably.
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
the only reason you beat me in fntsy this week is bc you wouldnt bail me outa jail in time to set my roster you dick
this is worse than the time i threw up a condom.
I already banned bobbing for apples. While drunk that's just drowning near fruit.
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
What are you doing St Patricks day? I'm banned from all work parties with open bar ever since the cinco de mayo party that I dumped a drink on my co-workers head and played air guitar on my boss' ankle cast.
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
I feel like the devil slapped me in the face with his dick.
Birthday success
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
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