Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
If my vag had twitter, what do you think it would say?
And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
There is no way I'm taking advice from somone who's idea of a balanced diet consists of vodka and lemon detox juice
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
Nothing says 'good morning' like waking up only to realize this chick was watching you sleep. She's crazy
I went commando last night, then accidentally flashed a police van...They acknowledged it.
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
did i make more ranch sandwiches last night
you had 4
I was shitfaced. I filled my contact case WITH TANNING LOTION
We should buy t shirt guns and blow eggs out of them at his house. Bachelorette party
I'm too horny to sleep. I need some violent sex to wind me down.
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
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