8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
I just realized that this morning is the first morning i've put on underwear in a week.
I love summer.
these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
A kind stripper put a blanket over me last night
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
I have to take a quiz before midnight. Trying to decided if its a better idea to take it now when I'm stoned or later when I'm drunk.
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
I think I need to start sobriety testing my Tinder dates.
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
Dude on a beach in sicily and a blonde jesus just smoked us out and then tried to makeout with me I am never leaving this place
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
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