my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
A kid wearing a Batman belt buckle in my psych class just asked how people get pee fetishes. I'm too high for this.
So after tequila Thursday, Jess broke her arm table dancing. Now her and Andrew look like the perfect drunk couple, matching casts and all.
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
Quesedillas should not make me weep and drinking water should not make me feel like god is giving me mouth to mouth. Never again.
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
You know what's even more awkward then buying plan b from someone who is a member at the gym you work at... When they come in after that day and have that look of recognition
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
I've already come to terms that I'm gonna have to bone a few gross librarians, but hey, it's college
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
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