If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
the people next to us in line are buying a 12 pack and a snuggie
YOU CAN RENT MIDGETS ON CRAIGS LIST
I told you not to ruin your birthday surprise!
The cab driver thought we were passed out so he called a sexline...
Ummm so does anybody remember me stopping to get my ear peirced last night and make an earring out of a staple? Or did I just somehow lay on this thing and ram it through my ear?
I was trying to chase her off the carpet, but now there are figure-eights of cat vomit. everywhere
i know i should keep better track of the things that i put in your vagina but i've put so many things in there it's hard to keep track
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
I know I'm moving in six days but getting wine drunk and laying in bed just sounds so good right now
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
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