Please explain to me why I only attract Mormon guys. Just explain that to me.
I think it's God trying to counter your lustful nature. Imagine if Agnostics liked you. You'd never come out of your bedroom.
morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
How do i tell my boyfriend " I'm taking the two weeks im in Europe to fuck my way across 9 countries" in a way where we will still be together?
What's standard gratutity for someone having a miscarriage on stage at a strip club? It's important.
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
I'm not saying I'm drunk, but I'm definitely saying my liver has its work cut out for it.
I am not being the messenger for your booty call.
I spoon fed you cheerios when you were black out drunk. You owe me one.
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
In other news: I massively over-caffeinated this morning. Everything is vibrating and I can SEE THROUGH TIME
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
We fucked like animals on that lion king beanbag chair that your mom got you for your 10th bday
If I get my period the weekend your parents are gone i'm removing my uterus.
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