Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
I ran out of diet so I'm mixing captain with a juice box. Being a mom has finally paid off.
It's kind of sad that your greatest accomplishment today is that you stood up and didn't fall down.
Operation Purity has been aborted
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
Too lazy to get out of my bed thats 2 feet away from you. Are you sure youre alright?
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
Not sure if this is better or worse than the discovery that bourbon and hot chocolate is a viable combo
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
Just once, I'd like to make it to my first wedding anniversary for a change.
Dude, I need a fuckin wingman and this could finally make us eskimo brothers, how can you pass that up?
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
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