you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
Well if she's the kinda girl that doesn't want you after seeing a pic of your balls squeezed together, she's not the girl for you.
I'm potentially being cockblocked by Old Man Winter. What the fuck did I do to piss off an entire season?
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
Would you be opposed to me keeping a live lobster in the shower for a bit?
If he has a beard, chances are, that’s an open invitation to sit on his face
IDK if she's gay or not, but there is something about the way she looks at me that says "do dirty dirty things to me." I have no choice but to oblige.
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