Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
you just kept bragging about how there was a "pretty large" chance that you had pooped on the same toilet as George Clooney
i drank out of my shoe...were you seriously expecting me to be the voice of reason?
I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
Maybe there is a secret pocket full of cocaine in that spiderman wallet.
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
The smell of mosquito spray completely ruined the sex.
GET ME OUT OF HERE THE DOCTOR KNOWS HE IS JUDGING ME I DEMAND A PRISON BREAK
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
I'm still laying in bed cuz I don't feel like adulting yet
HE'S LIKE A GREEK GOD BUT HE'S FROM BOSTON. HE'S A BOSTON GOD
pray to him
I WANNA PRAY ON HIS DICK
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