Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
when are you leaving homes?
it's 7:51. why the fuck are you awake at 7:51
I had a sex dream about Oprah.
go back to sleep
dude. it was a sex dream. about. Oprah.
They thought we spoke German and French even though we just kept repeating "I give to you a cat" and "Are you drunk?"
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
We could be the people that go there! Shuffleboard n shit. Meet strippers.
You had me at shuffleboard and strippers
Whenever I see women with terribly drawn on brows, I just wanna tackle them and redo them and run away. I'll be Brow-lady. The beauty superhero
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
all i've had to eat today is leftover bday cake and a shot of tequila.
welcome to college.
Just bought a dildo. Happy first time single in four years Valentine's Day to me
Stay calm. It's a titty bar. A ring of cocaine will protect you.
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
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