I wanna crawl in your skin and have dreams about Bobby Kennedy tonight.
so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
You work today? I woke up with a raging boner that was whispering your name
I need you to perform a face transplant. Please remove your face from your accounting book and relocate it to where it's most needed - between my legs.
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
I wasn't going to drink tonight, but was reminded this is the anniversary of prohibition being repealed. If I don't, then I am against my profession of bartending and anti-American, right?
I have to lie to someone and move five gallons of fermenting alcohol across campus but after that i'll hit you up 4 sho
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
I just remembered how you stole the slinky from me. Bitch, I will NEVER forgive you.
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