WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
Oh god the guy I took underwear from at the bar is trying to add me as a friend on facebook now.
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
He said he got laid, but you and i both know he was too high to leave his house.
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
There's a lady here with a big bag of dildos. I'm not sure that's appropriate bar baggage but, I like her style
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
I should've realized you were drunk when you began to point at my crotch while yelling "Funland!!!"
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
Ok so I'm not gonna ignore the fact that you had sex on a frat basement floor and spent the last 4 years wondering how you got HPV
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
You went on the date? His pickup line was I swear I'm not a serial killer and you went on the date???
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