Already got asked if we're dating
Vomit. Vomit. Whatever. You wear a tiara in public.
I cant believe you went over there and fucked her last night after everything you said
she invited me over to play the wii, it's not like i intended to
You KNEW her power was out...
Some 6 yr old girl just got on my plane in St. Louis. She was wearing an I Love Canada shirt. She eyed the seat next to me and I stared her straight in the eyes and shook my head. Fuck her. Fuck canada.
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
I was fingering her, she was moaning, and we were singing Mulan
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
Dude I walked in to my house just to be handed a bottle of vodka by my sister. She then said i had 15 minutes to finish it. Moving into my parents place is the best choice I have made this year.
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
I tried to smoke out of half a banana, and lit my nose hair on fire. So I feel like that sums up my life pretty well.
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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