I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
Just saw a guy from Kansas and a guy from Nebraska arguing over who had less of an accent. God Bless the Midwest.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
And the cops told us we were all naked.
I found him in the livingroom trying to soak up broken glass with the clock from the kitchen.
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
I was informed that last night we held hands while puking on the curb outside the bar.
We just have a real special relationship.
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
She's popping painkillers like they're tic tacs and singing the soundtrack to dreamgirls. It's you're turn to babysit her.
Just had a VERY VIVID visualization of wrapping a pizza around my cock and fucking its brains out. Soooooo less weed more dates?
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
I was in line at Panera when I got the pic you sent to your coworker. I just showed your vag to a soccer mom. The vibrator was a nice touch.
You can help me! We'll make an occasion of it. Have some rum, make some smores, condemn the email system to the pits of hell...
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