so that wasnt chicken after all
Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
He spanked me with a plate. I'm not sure where this is going...
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
He told me he was in a Proactive commercial. It didn't seem to work for him but he was buying me shots so I slept with him anyways.
I can't decide who is the bigger alcoholic: you for opening that bottle of wine just now or me for hearing it in the other room over the air conditioner
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
At my eighteen year old cousin's wedding. Getting hit on by a 9 year old. No one knows who he came with. I'm pretty sure he just showed up from the field behind the church. Help.
Client visitor days are the worst. If I have to wear a tie and can be hungover at least have the decency to find some more attractive visitors
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
I accused him of not drinking enough alcohol and eating tacos after midnight. I was sober and he's not a gremlin. I would say bad.
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
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