Let's make love on the newspapers that declare financial doomsday
The worst part was when my mom got more drunk than anyone else and started doing the Time Warp.
there are two kinds of girls in this world: my mom, and sluts.
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
She set an alarm on my phone for her birthday. Place: Her bed.
oh dont worry, my liver will give out way before i get skin cancer
I'm not afraid to fist fight your child if I feel he is standing in between me and some tacos.
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
You'll love it there. Trust me. Cheap tequila, pretentious beer, tall white guys who will treat you badly. Its got everything you like.
If I hear you use the phrase "silky soft scrotum" one more time I swear to God you'll regret it
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
Can’t. It’s taco and dick night.
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