if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
Just saw a homeless man taking a shower in someone's sprinkler system....
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
If it's any consolation, I've been sitting in the hallway in assless chaps for the past thirty minutes
I was just handed jelly beans by a guy in a penguin costume. Standby for confirmation on if they are actually drugs.
I think I died last night. I had 14 beers..well 13 1/2 if you count the one that got spilled on the baby in the elevator.
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
Yeah. I'm so over work, that I'm not even satisfied pretending to work anymore. I just flat out want to go home. Fuck this job
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
We are literally scheduling phone sex... if that's not long distance af then i don't know what is
ps. i have two very important words to sum up my night
which are?
library sex.
Randomize
