People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
I brought up my Bobbly Flay drinking game in the interview. Of course I got the job.
Using the ceiling fan to slice the hotdogs in mid-air can only be contributed to our liberal use of 1800.
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
Actually I think I might be dying right now so if I do you have to drink all my vodka
You're so demanding.
I've been smelling a baby wipe for three minutes. I didn't think I was that drunk but I guess I am
Drunk cheerio confetti may seem like a brilliant idea when your drunk, but believe me, the next day, its a horrible, horrible mess.
With the drought our water bill is skyrocketing. No more shower sex, masturbating, or pretending to be under a water fall after smoking a blunt.
Two questions. One. Where are you watching election results tomorrow? Two. Can we have Obama victory sex?
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
Oh my god. I slept with my boyfriend last night. It was wonderful.
And when I say my boyfriend I mean my electric blanket. Because that's the kind of life I lead.
They're gonna put "is a hoe" on my medical records
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