i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
You fell on your face and the waitress just brought you a fresh drink
I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
Aqua-barf. When you are about to puke in the toilet but pass out face first instead...and then puke. WITH YOUR FACE IN THE BOWL. There is no escaping the puke ring you have on your face. I know first hand.
Have you ever had one of those moments when you kept whispering to yourself "I'm not a slut, I'm not a slut..."?
I need you to know that everytime my toddler does the downward facing dog in the nude I think about the night you and your dude fell in love.
I find it ironic...the gays are dying to get married & I just want a fucking divorce
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
Man I gotta stop stashing shit when I'm high. I just spent 2 hours searching for my bag of pot and eventually found it in fucking a bandaid box.
Gonna do a few lines then clean my room so I can feel like my life is somewhat in order.
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