maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
FB needs to have a relationship status called...screwing my roommates bf..linking their names would be an easier to tell her!
I just followed a trail of feathers and glitter to class. Today better be fucking magical.
I need a good reason NOT to eat this entire jar of nutella right now
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
just had to explain to the health center why i wanted 50 condoms a month.
I'm helping my Mormon ex boyfriend from high school embrace his inner cross dresser. This is truly god's work.
well, I was going to forgive her anyway but not because shes my best friend and moreso because shes my drug dealer
Muscle is literally tearing itself off of my shins. No I am not going on another bar crawl with you.
I'll pay?
Pick me up at 9.
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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