My friends, they love my intelligence
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
I just called a child with a Yankees jersey a jerkoff. so much for a friendly day @ the ballpark
they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
There appears to be a lake on my nightstand. As usual, I should not be considered a suspect. Together, we will find out who did this.
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
Ps I'm glad our relationship hasn't progressed into having to get married so we legally can't testify against each other
Oh yes there is. Now I'm the sad one. Please organize my life. And I will demoralize yours.
Well. Your father was, shall we say, privately surfing the Internet when he found a video of you and Kevin. This was on a very public website honey.
By the way, Kevin! OMG good catch honey!
There is a man in my bed with "new zealand" tattooed on his back. Wtf happened last night?
I’m never getting home or fucked or eating hot Taco Bell fml
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