I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
I just found glass in my funny face pancakes, there's nothing funny about that.
So drunk can't even tell it's my own house. WOaoOw.
I found him crying and drunk, in my closet holding a picture of Tyler Perry. He managed to say"he's just so many people"
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
My roommate made me a peanut butter and sprinkles sandwich. Maybe tonight isn't that bad
Well I accidentally flashed a 76 year old woman, i'm in a house full of republicans and Im almost drunk enough to give the gay rights speech so i'd say this wedding reception is going great
So much Jack, so little girl.
I drunkenly texted ur dad last night telling him he raised great kids hahahahaha
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
she kind of stumbled up and said "Bitches be needin' stiches." i thought i could convince her to break a bottle over someones head but she fell onto her face and passed out before i could say anything
I knew you were on something when you said you were a puppy and you ate all the frosty Paws dog ice cream which says not for human consumption right on the side of it.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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