I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
I feel like sober is me a distant relative that I only see on christmas..
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
So what if i ate it off the ground. Its like i found a five dollar bill just laying there, in burrito form.
my life is one jail cell away from being a bad country music song.
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
No clues in my phone. Only dialed call: my own social security number. And that was before 10:00pm.
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
yeah, I don't think I'm getting into the baseball game tonight. The security guard definitely saw me bowl over that child.
I just remembered that you tried to trade me for a glass of wine
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
They're gonna put "is a hoe" on my medical records
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