Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
hey remember that time we got really drunk, you tried to find narnia in my refrigerator and passed out in the freezer drawer??
no.
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
I just made a moltov cocktail out of lubricant and a christmas bulb. The fire is still going strong. MERRY CHRISTMAS
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
What's the protocol on showing a video of me sucking the life out of my ex in order to prove beyond a doubt that I give great head???
Every time you come over you bleed on everything. I'm not calling Verizon again asking if blood is considered water damage.
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
If her puking on your pool table is her sign of a good night, it's time to intervene.
Come to this bar
But I'm full of food.
MAKE ME FULL OF YOUR DICK
We've been together for 10 months. These next 2 may be a deal breaker. He has not met the summertime version of me that is so hungover today that I cancelled a meeting with my boss right after she sent me an appreciation note saying I have great work ethic. I have her fooled.
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