Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
just saw bouncers outside a coffee shop. beginning to question humanity.
not my fault. i got her to believe he wrote an oasis song. he still managed to find a way to make sure no girl ever gets near his penis.
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
Sry I left before you woke up. The house was really fucked up and I didn't feel like helping you clean. PS Somebody threw up on your dog
I'm pretty sure this all started when I found a vibrator in my mom's sock drawer and had my first orgasm when I was ten...
they lined up to high five me when i got taken out by the stretcher. The paramedic high fived them too
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
There are 18k people at the game and I'm next to the one guy who pulls his underwear down to his ankles to piss.
What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
I just want you and your enormous dick to be my fucking rebound so we can move on with our lives
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
Hey I just woke up in the back of a pickup truck parked at taco bell... Can u come get me?
For a second I thought he was going to give me an intervention
You can't give interventions in a bar!
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