I think I speak chipmunk. Odd.
Are you high?
No. That's why it's odd
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
I tried to cut him off and he said "I was the president of a fraternity for 3 years, I could outdrink God."
she said I was laying next to a garbage can in the subway doing key bumps and screaming "its my fucking birthday" repeatedly
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
i looked down and was like "oh shit thats blood" then it was like "shit, thats not my blood." then it was like whos blood is this??
I just look @ having a child spit on you as another form of birth control. I think my ovaries just tied themselves in a knot.
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
Just chugged a Bloody Mary in 60 seconds flat. New personal best! Happy Sunday!
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
He dislocated his shoulder trying to finger me last night if that tells you anything
Fuck you. I've got onesies to keep me warm at night. And this bottle.
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
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