The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
Dude, sorry for live texting you my binge drinking. If you'd like me to do the same for my hangover, I can share that I just had to sit down while q-tipping my ears.
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
I'm pretty sure every guy I've been with this weekend has made a solid attempt at getting me pregnant...
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
Have you ever had to act sober and talk to an authority figure in a coconut bra? Because it is just as degrading as you would imagine.
I fought a guy last night because he said "extra pulp orange juice is the best orange juice"
I'm trying to get weird tonight. Like I want to see bitches crawling on all fours drinking milk from bowls and shit by 5 am. You down?
then this guy just runs in screaming, "cant you see my daughter pissed herself???!!!" and that was the start of my 2016.
Hey before you quit, let me sell drugs to your boss at least one more time
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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